The Third Federation of United Citizens Republics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Citizens' Chancellor Eudora Erentoz with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.577 billion Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth an astonishing 19,360 trillion FSDS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 702,047 FSDS, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Columbian democracy, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Citizens Republics's national animal is the Vetrallian Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Citizens Republics is ranked 293,602^nd in the world and 11,242^nd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.